"Looks like things are getting too spicy for the pepper."
- dog: *barks*
- me: chill
driving past your old elementary school like
what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality
found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
that moment when you finally squeeze into those super skinny jeans